Tuesday, 28 February 2012

Chinese speaking to a Chinese telephone operator..

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Chinese speaking to a Chinese telephone operator..

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I’m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I’m Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Operator: That’s what I said. I’m Saw Ree

Tuesday, 14 February 2012

Heart Touching Stories ..:)

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Me: God, can I ask you a question?

God: Sure
...
Me: Promise you won't get mad.... ... ... ... ... ...

God: I promise


... ... ...
Me: Why did you let so much happen to me today?

God: What do you mean?

Me: Well, I woke up late.

God: Yes

Me: My car took forever to start!

God: Okay

Me: At lunch they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait!!

God: Hmmmmmm

Me: And to top it all off, when I got home, I just wanted to watch my new TV and relax, but it wouldn't work!! Nothing went right today!!! Why did you do that?

God: Let me see, the death Angel was at your bed this morning and I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.

Me: (humbled) OH

God: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Me: (ashamed)

God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick and I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.

Me: (softly) I see God

God: Oh and that TV had a shortage that was going to throw out all the power in your house tonight, I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.

Me: I'm sorry God.

God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust Me....in All things, the Good and the Bad.

Me: I will trust You

God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always better than your plan.

Me: I won't God, and let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.







A 24 year old boy seeing out from a train window shouted :

"dad look! the trees are going behind!"

Dad smiled and a young couple that were sitting in front of them looked at the 24 year old boy's childish behavior with pity

Suddenly, he then shouted :


"dad look! the clouds are running with us!"

The couple couldnt resist and said to the dad:


"why dont u take ur son to a good doctor.??"

The dad said:




"yes i did! we just came from the hospital today.


my son is blind since birth


he just got his eyes today "






‎"Sometimes, God allows us to cry for tears to CLEAR

our eyes.


So, we can clearly see the good things ahead.." :)





(A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)

Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can u take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived.


Monday, 13 February 2012

I love you ....

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When U Were Only 5 Yrs Old, I Said I  Love U...
U Asked Me: "What Is It?"







When U Were 15 Yrs Old, I Said I Love   U. ....
U Blushed... U Look Down and Smile...



When U Were 20 Yrs Old, I Said I Love   U. ..
U Put Ur Head on My Shoulder And
Hold My Hand... Afraid That I Might Disappear...

When U Were 25 Yrs Old, I Said I  Love U...
U Prepare Breakfast and Serve It In
Front Of Me, and Kiss My Forhead N
Said: "U Better Be Quick, It ' s Going to Be Late..."
 

When U Were 30 Yrs Old, I Said I  Love U...
U Said: "If U Really Love Me, Please
Come Back Early After Work..."

 


When U Were 40 Yrs Old, I Said I  Love U.....
U Were Cleaning the Dining Table And
Said: "Ok Dear, but It ' s Time for U to Help Our Child with His/Her Revision..."
 



When U Were 50 Yrs Old, I Said I  Love U...
U Were Knitting And U Laughed At Me...


When U Were 60 Yrs Old, I Said I  Love U...
U Smile at Me...
 

When U Were 70 Yrs Old. I Said I Love   U...
We Sitting On the Rocking Chair with Our Glasses on.... I'm Reading Your Love Letter That U Sent To Me 50 Yrs Ago...
With Our Hand Crossing Together....

When U Were 80 Yrs Old, U Said U Love Me!
I Didn't Say Anything But Cried...
 



That Day Must Be The Happiest Day Of My Life!
Because U Said U Love Me!!!

Please Appreciate Your Loved Ones...
!!!
Say "I Love You" To Them When U Have The Chance Now

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