Wednesday, 7 March 2012

Funny Dictionary Definitions for Common Words


CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present
funny george bush
ATOM BOMB: 
An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions
atom bomb explosion
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
university lecture students
POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later
politician shaking hands
PESSIMIST:
A person
who says that
O is the last letter
in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
in OPPORTUNITY
pessimist photo sign
OPPORTUNIST:
A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river
happy bathing kids
MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!
greedy miser photo
PHILOSOPHER:
A fool
who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when dead
great philosopher picture
BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early
gold wrist watch
DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip
funny diplomat signs
ETC:
A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do
etc sign photo
OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”
eiffel tower jumping
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before
ecstasy feeling picture
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage
dictionary words picture
CRIMINAL:
A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught
criminal firiging gun
COMMITTEE:
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together
committee meeting photo
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
comference room picture
CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read
classic book photos

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
cigarette smoking woman

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece
chocolate cake images
FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature
Chinese father son
EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes
bad experience man

3 comments:

Hari Podili said...

sssuperb

భావన said...

:-) nice

chinni said...

thanks :)

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