Funny jokes & pics :)

Teacher: What is a verb? Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.

Teacher: What are you saying?. Student: It is a complete sentence.

Teacher: Are you mad?. Student: It is a question.

Teacher: Don't be silly. Student: It is an advice.

Teacher: Stop that nonsense. Student: It is a command.

Teacher: You are an idiot. Student: It is an insult!.

Teacher: Get out of my class. Student: It is an order!

Teacher: Oh my God! What a shame! Student: It is an exclamation.

Teacher: May God have mercy on you. Student: It is a prayer sir! :P :D khi khi khi.....

BRILLIANT STUDENT. :D


తల్లి : నాన్న బంగారం మొగలిరేకులు సీరియల్ వచ్చే టైం అయ్యింది ఛానల్ మార్చమ్మా

కొడుకు : క్రికెట్ మ్యాచ్ చూస్తుంటే ఏంటమ్మా నువ్వు .... ఆ చెత్త సీరియల్ చూడటం మానవా నువ్వు ..... నేను మార్చను

తల్లి : నీకు ఇవ్వమని నాన్నారు పాకెట్ మనీ నాచేతికి ఇచ్చారు ,

కొడుకు : తొందరగా రామ్మా .... మొగలిరేకులు టైటిల్ సాంగ్ మొదలయింది .... మళ్లి స్టొరీ మిస్ అవుతావ్.

టీవీ దగ్గరకు వస్తూ తల్లి : ఎలాగు కాలేజీ కి సెలవులేగా ఇంకా నీకు పాకెట్ మనీ ఎందుకు లే అని మళ్లి మీ నాన్నరికే ఇచ్చేసా ఆ డబ్బు...







Man: I lost my wife.

Inspector: What is her height?
Man: I never noticed.

Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Man: Not slim, can be healthy

Inspector: Colour of the eyes?
Man: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair?
Man: Changes according to season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?
Man: Saree/suit. I don't remember exactly.

Inspector: Was somebody with her???
Man: Yes, my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, brown eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-veg. food, we eat together, we jog together... And the man started crying....

Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!



Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me


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Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill





A Five year old boy was trying to write a letter

Dad: What are you writing my son ??

Son: Love letter to my girlfriend !!!

Dad: Do you know how to write ??

Son: No!!! So what...
She also doesn't know how to read
It's Love Dad you won't
Understand.... :P




A Small Boy Took A Knife
And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand..
After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly..
Why ???
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Paining ???
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No !!
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Then ???
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Spelling Mistake !!!